Valentino Shining Flower Tux Tote

I think it's fair to say that this is one of the ugliest designer bags ever made. Fashioned from sequins, beading, crystals and leather, the Valentino Shining Flower Tux Tote puts it all on the line or, in this case, on the bag with truly disastrous results. This tote is a symptom of what is wrong over at the house that Mr. Garavani built. What's even worse than all the stuff on the bag is its' egregious price tag - $4495! They need to clear the smoke in the air at Valentino, and realize that a bag like this simply will no cut it. You can pre-order this monstrosity via Neiman Marcus, but, let's be frank, you'd be insane to do so.