Valentino Shining Flower Tux Tote puts it all on the line or, in this case, on the bag with truly disastrous results. This tote is a symptom of what is wrong over at the house that Mr. Garavani built. What's even worse than all the stuff on the bag is its' egregious price tag - $4495! They need to clear the smoke in the air at Valentino, and realize that a bag like this simply will no cut it. You can pre-order this monstrosity via Neiman Marcus, but, let's be frank, you'd be insane to do so.