Hello there, dear. Aren't you a vision! Your classic style, simple silhouette and timeless detailing are what we've all been searching for. It's no wonder they named you the Everything Bag. You're the type of bag a model would tote to a photo shoot, and everyone would wonder which designer she nabbed it from. What those snobs would never guess is how unpretentious and inexpensive you really are. I still can't believe you would cost a mere $578. Your designers were smart cookies to keep you accessible to the masses. Great style can be affordable, and you're proof of that. From your woven exterior to your comfortable shoulder strap, everything about you says "casual and chic". Sure you're simple, but that also means you're uncomplicated. Sometimes all we want is a simple, uncomplicated bag. I'm so glad I met you, and hope to see you again soon, preferably inside my closet next to all those complicated and pretentious designer bags I own. I'm sure you could teach them a thing or two about being "everything" to me.