What's that saying..."The Proof is in the Pudding"? Well, in the case of this bag, the proof of how utterly clueless the house of Versace has become is in the bucket. The Thriller Bucket Bag to be exact. I'm not sure why it's called the "Thriller" aside from it being a reference to Michael Jackson, but even the eccentric singer had more fashion sense in the famous video for the hit song than this poor bag does.
There is entirely too much going on here. Medusa medallion detailing, mirrored studs, printed leather exterior, whipstitching, perforated top, drawstring closure - are you exhausted yet? I am. I'm actually exhausted from having to look at this fug bag for more than, let's say, a millisecond. But, wait, it gets better. The Versace Thriller Bucket Bag comes with a $3250 price tag to make certain anyone who buys it is a bona fide fool. If you've set your sights on an ugly bag, at least make sure it's cheap. Don't let Versace brainwash you into believing this bag is in any way chic. I'd rather carry a fake (and I mean reeaaalllyyyyy fake) Louis Vuitton than be seen anywhere with something as ghastly as this bag. Now I know why they named it 'Thriller' - it would make the perfect accessory for one of the newly-risen zombies from the MJ video.